Skritching: a belly rub, but with gentle scratches.
Yak wool is not only the finest, warmest, and softest wool. Skritched yak wool is the most humanely harvested wool. We actually tickle the wool from the muthafukkin yak. It’s not exactly cruelty free, since any method that involves yak tickles is cruelly cute. This is not just fair trade, it’s giggles trade love wool™.